We are the Stuarts (formerly of Imperial) now residing in Okinawa, Japan.

This blog started from a desire to bridge the miles as we were preparing to leave the USA for 3+ years. It has turned into much more. It's part travel diary, part personal reflection, part "sociology of military life" and part mommy-blog. We hope you read something here that is interesting to you (or at least not a total waste of your time).

Thursday, December 18, 2008

OK, so I'm NOT really dreaming of a White Christmas...



We are SO getting down to crunch time! The next 3 days I have 2 trips to San Diego and 1 to LA. This was the scene on my way over the pass into San Diego today. Seriously?!

It's been raining here. (Trivia: We get about 3 days of rain a year in the Valley...drizzle, really...on a wet year.) It drizzled on the day after the graduation when I was hosting the President of the University and his wife, the Dean, the MEP Director and the Regional Director for Golf. They came all this way from Indiana to take advantage of the gorgeous California desert in December (oh yeah...and to hand out diplomas to Sailors). Not so much, though. Then, on the day of their departure...it poured buckets! I told them to get the heck out of my state and take their stupid weather with them...(hehe...I thought about it, anyway).

Anyhoo, I am SO crazed with my to do list, that I didn't even equate...rain in the Valley+cold=snow in the mountains. The heater in my van doesn't work...and I didn't bring a coat...and I picked my shoes not for their warmth, but for the way they matched my cute outfit (and Lisa's shoes!).

I would have had to go to San Diego, anyway (I had the final health certificate appt. for our animals, had to finally pick up our military passports, and had a foot appt.) but I just wish I would have thought it through. I could have worn warmer socks, at least...and a couple of jackets. Maybe stopped at Starbucks for my favorite Salted Carmel Signature Hot Cocoa. Instead, I was panic-stricken as I climbed in altitude and this is what I saw...

Without heat, the snow was caking to my windshield wipers and they didn't work worth a darn...(Are you guys wondering what I was doing snapping pictures while I was fish-tailing, trying to stay in this truck's wake? Ask Cliff...I never let my personal safety get in the way of a good photo...actually, now that I think about it, I feel another Flashback Friday theme coming on!)

At one point, I did a mental inventory for supplies, in case we'd get to a point where the pass was closed....or I fish-tailed off a cliff where there was no cell phone reception and it took them days to find me after the pouring snow covered my skidmarks. I had a thin, small blanket. No water...but I did have a bottle of diet coke, an ounce of pretzels, and if things got REALLY bad....a dog AND a cat!


Needless to say, we made it home intact, but it was a wild ride. I went through a couple of the stages of hypothermia, at least. The pass was closed briefly, but by the time I was done with my errands, I was able to follow a snowplow back through.

Just another chapter in the saga...but regardless of how hairy it gets here, it ends with me riding a freaking elephant through the jungles of Thailand (the metaphor for my Asian adventure...it's a long story).

9 comments:

Amy said...

Hahah - you have a way with words. I love it. :)

What a crazy day it's been!!! Rain! WOAH! It's 67 degrees in my house right now and I am a popsicle - I can't imagine your trip today.

3 days?! *whistles* Would you have time for a pop-in from me?

Carrie Stuart said...

Hey Amy! I do have to say, this is one of my favorite stories now, even though it wasn't too funny at the time. I am going to be around tomorrow Eve...as a matter of fact, Theresa is going to come help me pack some stuff, I think. It's time for the squatters to clean up! I'll also be back from LA around 5 or 6ish on Friday and will be here getting ready for the garage sale Saturday, and I'll be here all day Saturday, and then after church on Sunday, leaving at around 5 AM Monday. Now you know my whole itinerary...and everyone else that reads this! I'd love to see you!

Anonymous said...

Get OUT!!! You were in NO danger of starvation at all. EVERYONE knows that beneath the seats in mini-vans are a plethora of items that would put even the most well thought out 72 hour kit to shame. Go out now and look . . . I bet you will find:
half a sandwich bag each of:
cheerios
cheese-its
gummy worms

5 half eaten milk bones (large)
4 PB&J's from MRE's
several dozen peanut M & M's
something flat and brown - hopefully this is old jerky
A cotten candy lip balm from Millcreek Valley Farm (Mmmmmmm)
several Kleenex tissues in various condition for toiletry needs
at least 1 CD, probably by UB40 which can be used as a signal mirror
fingernail file to assist in fire starting

The list is endless. A Field Combat trained Medic such as your self could live for days of such mini-van bounty!

Nice driving, kid! The kind of skills that could make a dad proud!!

Carrie Stuart said...

ROTFLOL! Thanks, Dad...I needed a good laugh this morning! You are probably right on all counts...other than the Milkbones. Brownie doesn't believe in restraint...she wouldn't leave a half-eaten anything!

Have a great day!

Lisa Lamont said...

You are a loon-atic. Glad you made it home safely. I'll try to call you sometime this weekend. Good luck, Carrie.

Love,
Lisa

Felila said...

Totally wild day. I love reading about your adventures and admire you for all the lists of things you are doing to get ready and then checking them off. You are amazing in your own way. We all do what we gotta do right! Love ya!

Marsha said...

Oh you guys crack me up. But truly, SNOW?? And I can't wait to ride some freaking elephants with you some day!! I just climbed a volcano for heaven sakes!! LOL

Love you!! Wish I could be there to help.. What a lame aunt you have.

Carrie Stuart said...

Thanks for all the awesome comments, ladies! You are NOT lame, auntie M. You are uber-aunt...you climbed a volcano? Now that's what I'M talking about! I'll reserve a freaking elephant for you, too!

Anonymous said...

WoW...I cannot believe it had gotten that bad in 24 hrs...crazy stuff, I finally got home at 2:30 AM...Take care! Matt