IMPERIALSTUARTS: Long division has the same effect on me...

After completing his math homework, Jacob decided to retire to his room to play. I checked in on him about an hour later and this is what I found:

I'm right there with you, buddy!

Stuart Quote Wall

"I wonder if chicks would still dig me if I was homeless?"--Patrick, 16

Coree: "What would have to happen for you to allow me to have a pet rat right now?"
Mom: "You'd have to be a child celebrity, living in your own home."
Jake: "What would have to happen for you to allow me to buy my own nunchuks right now?"---Driving home from dinner, 6/7/10

(When Dad {speaking of the resurrection} says..."...blind people will see, the deaf will hear...") "And lame people will be cool"---Troy, 17

(While shirtless, flexing his pecks) "Let me look in the mirror and make sure it still looks good...yep....I still look THAT good!"---Patrick, 16

(When finding cherry Craisins as he was unpacking groceries) "Cherry...YES! In your face, colon cancer!"---Jake, 10

(To his siblings as they dressed in their best for his JROTC awards banquet) "Just think of it as church...only instead of worshiping God, you're going to worship me."---Patrick, 15

(Of his Halo UNSC hat) "If I were to imbue my soul into an inanimate object...this hat would be it."---Patrick, 14

(Sad that she has to leave El Centro) "El Centro is like a cult...you have to be part of it to understand it."---Coree, 11

(With much giddiness) "What are we going to light on fire next?"---Jake, 9

"If shorts are called shorts...why aren't pants called longs?"---Troy, 4

Favorite Quotes

"And I said unto him: I know that He loveth His children; nevertheless, I do not know the meaning of all things." 1 Nephi 11:17, Book of Mormon

"A face without freckles is like a sky without the stars."--Natasha Bedingfield, Heidi Sharpe

"It is one of the most beautiful compensations in life...that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself."--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."--Robert Brault

"They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!"--Nacho Libre

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -- Mark Twain

"I've seen the village...and I don't want it raising my child."--Unknown

"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire."--William Butler Yeats

IMPERIALSTUARTS

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Long division has the same effect on me...

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